non-euclidean sex
Sex between two characters that occurs indirectly via unconventional spatial means, such as a portal, through a wormhole, or with magic or voodoo. One of the core principles of euclidean geometry is that the shortest path between two points is a straight line between the two. Non-euclidean geometry, then, means exactly-not-that. Taking shortcuts in higher dimensions (like going from Russia to Canada through the…